Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Clever Questions - You Can't Answer!

If Quizzes Are Quizzical, What Are Tests?

Why Doesn't Tarzan Have A Beard?

If Asteriods Are Outside The Hemisphere, Why Are Haemorrhoids In Your Butt?

If Vegtable Oil Is Made Out Of Vegtables,
And Sunflower Oil Is Made Out Of Sunflowers,
What Is Baby Oil Made Of?

Why Do We Press Harder On A TV Remote When We Know The Batteries Are Flat?

Why Do Banks Charge A Fee On 'Insufficient Funds' When They Know There Is Not Enough?

Why Do Kamikaze Pilots Wear Helmets?

Why Does Someone Believe You When You Say There Are Four Billion Stars,
But Check When The Paint Is Wet?

Whose Idea Was It To Put The Letter 'S' In The Word Lisp?

What Is The Speed Of Darkness?

Why Is It People Say They 'Slept Like A Baby' When Babies Wake Up Every Two Hours? - Ironic Much?

Are There Specially Reserved Spaces For 'Normal' People At The Paralympics?

If The Temperature Is Zero Outside Today, And It's Going To Be Twice As Cold Tomorrow, How Cold Will It Be?

Do Married People Live Longer Than Single Ones Or Does It Only Seem Longer?

How Is It That We Put A Man On The Moon Before We Figured Out It Would Be A Good Idea To Put Wheels On Luggage?

Why Do People Pay To Go Up Tall Buildings And Then Put Money In Binoculars To Look At Things On The Ground?

Who Was The First Person To Look At A Cow And Say, 'I Think I'll Squeeze These Pink Dangly Things And Drink Whatever Comes Out From Them.' ?

Who Was The First Person To Say 'See That Chicken There.. I'm Gonna Eat The Next Thing That Comes Outta It's Bum.' ?

Why Is There A Light In The Fridge, But Not In The Freezer?

Why Do People Point At Their Wrist To Ask For The Time, But Don't Point At Their Bum To Ask Where The Bathroom Is?

Why Does Your Obstretician, Gynaecologist Leave The Room When You Get Undressed If They're Gonna Look Up There Anyway?

Why Does Goofy Stand Erect While Pluto Remains On All Fours? - They're Both Dogs!

Why Does The Alphabet Song And Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Have The Same Tune?

Stop Singing And Read On.. :P

Do Illiterate People Get The Full Effect Of Alpabet Soup?

Ever Notice That When You Blow In A Dog's Face He Gets Mad, Yet Hangs His Head Out The Car Window??

Does Pushing The Lift Button More Than Once Make It Arrive Faster?

(Didn't Think So.. :P)

Best Til Last!!

If Electricty Comes From Electrons,
Does Morality Come From Morons?

Hope That Lightened Your Day!! :)

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